This is the manager who doesn't remember what her folks are doing between one meeting and the next.

She never notices that you need help, and is equally hopeless at noticing that you've done great work. She never sees that one person who doesn't pull his weight, or the other who are making up for it. She's unable to talk about your work to her manager because she doesn't seem to remember it at all. Dying your hair purple won't even make her blink.

Your fantasy response: "Yoohoo! Anybody in there?"